THE Business Misfit Academy
Lead, Sell & Scale from Pleasure
Because you’re not here to chase success... You’re here to seduce it!
You’re not here to build just a business.
You’re here to become the woman who can hold it.
The Misfit Academy is a 12-month embodied business academy for ambitious women ready to build more visible, profitable, self-expressed businesses, without abandoning their body, pleasure or truth in the process.
This is not another linear programme you “complete”
Because women do not expand in neat little modules.
We evolve in cycles.
This is where identity comes first.
Where pleasure becomes strategy.
Where business stops costing you yourself.
If you've ever been told you’re too much, too loud, too soft, too weird, too wild...
GOOD.
You’re not wrong... You were just in the wrong room.
Until now!
This isn’t about doing more
It’s about doing it differently
You already know how to work hard.
You already know how to be capable, responsible, impressive and strong.
You may already be making money.
You may already have the business, the clients, the ideas, the ambition, the vision.
But something feels off...
Because the version of you that built this business is not the version who can hold what comes next.
You’re tired of pushing yourself into visibility while your body braces.
Tired of selling from pressure, performance or proving.
Tired of creating content that sounds strategic but doesn’t feel like you.
Tired of feeling disconnected from your sensuality, creativity, pleasure and power.
Tired of building success your nervous system can’t actually live inside.
Tired of knowing you’re meant for more — but refusing to sacrifice yourself to get it.
The Business Misfit Academy is where that changes.
We evolve in cycles
"This is for the woman who knows she is built for more"
Through the Embodied CEO™ Identity Arc, you move through the cycles of Clarity & Magnetism, Foundations & Flow, and Scaling & Seduction, each time at your next level.
So you don’t just learn more.
You become the woman who can hold more...
More visibility
More money
More desire
More leadership
More expression
More success that actually feels good to live inside.
This is where you learn to lead from the body, not the wound.
To sell from truth, not proving.
To scale from pleasure, not self-abandonment.
We do it differently
This is not mindset coaching layered on top of hustle.
And it’s not embodiment without results.
Inside The Misfit Academy, embodiment isn’t separate from strategy.
It is the strategy.
Most business programmes move in straight lines.
Step one. Step two. Step three. Finish.
The Academy does NOT
Because identity-led business doesn’t work like that.
You don’t become visible once.
You don’t master sales once.
You don’t meet your next level of leadership once.
You don’t heal self-abandonment once.
You don’t become magnetic once and then never deepen again.
Every new level asks for a new version of you.
So inside the Academy, we cycle. Again and again.
Through the same powerful 3-phase arc — but each time, you meet it from your next level of capacity, desire, confidence, money, expression and leadership.
the TRAINING cycles
Identity, Visibility, Sales, Structure, Leadership, Expression, Money, Embodiment
Every cycle, we meet you at a new level
A braver level.
A better-paid level.
A more visible level.
A more embodied level.
A more unfuckwithable level.
The Misfit Academy is built around The Embodied CEO™ Cyclical Identity Arc:
Clarity & Magnetism
Foundations & Flow
Scaling & Seduction
Across 12 months, you move through this 3-phase cycle four times.
Not to repeat yourself.
To deepen. To expand.
To become the woman your next level requires.
THE 3 phase cycle
1
CLARITY & MAGNETISM
This is where you return to the truth of who you are, what you desire, what you lead, and what makes you magnetic.
You stop building from panic, comparison, performance or “what should work.”
You come back to your body.
Your message.
Your story.
Your desire.
Your standards.
Your next-level identity.
This phase is about becoming deeply clear on the woman you are here to be — and letting your business, visibility and brand start moving from that place.
Inside this phase, we work with:
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Strategy with Soul
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Pleasure Code™ identity work
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Embodied CEO™ leadership
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Founder lore and story
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Magnetic messaging
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Visibility foundations
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Self-trust and desire-led decision making
This is where you stop being vague, hidden or diluted.
You become clear.
You become felt.
You become magnetic.
2
FOUNDATIONS & FLOW
This is where your business starts to hold you. Not the other way around.
Because so many women are running businesses that rely on their over-functioning, over-giving, over-explaining, over-delivering and over-riding. That ends here.
In this phase, we work on the structures, offers, sales systems, rhythms and embodiment practices that allow your business to feel more spacious, profitable and sustainable.
This is where strategy meets the nervous system.
This is where sales becomes sensual.
This is where your body stops being dragged behind your ambition and becomes part of the business plan.
Inside this phase, we work with:
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The Sensual Sales System
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Offer refinement
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Sales conversations
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Pleasure-led structure
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Somatic sessions
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Movement and embodiment
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Pleasure archetypes
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Business rhythm and capacity
This is where you stop forcing.
You learn to lead, sell and build from flow.
3
SCALING & SEDUCTION
This is where you expand.
Your visibility.
Your authority.
Your audience.
Your income.
Your presence.
Your ability to be seen, chosen, paid and remembered.
This phase is not about scaling through more pressure.
It is about becoming more seductive to your right clients, more anchored in your leadership, more powerful in your message, and more available for the rooms, stages, opportunities and money you say you want.
Inside this phase, we work with:
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Signature style
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Personal brand presence
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Stage readiness
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Signature talk development
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Self-expression
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Creative archetype work
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Visibility expansion
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Leadership, money and receiving
This is where you stop waiting to feel ready...
You become the woman who can hold more.
You’re not here to follow the rules
You’re not here to follow the rules. You’re here to rewrite the room.
The Misfit Academy is for ambitious women, creative founders and embodied leaders who are ready to:
Lead from pleasure, not pressure.
Sell from desire, not desperation.
Show up as the most expressed, magnetic and unapologetic version of themselves.
Build wildly profitable businesses that feel as good as they look.
Scale with strategy, sensuality, self-trust and sacred rebellion.
This is where you stop hiding your brilliance. Where you stop diluting your power. Where you stop building success that requires you to abandon yourself. And where you finally become the woman your business has been waiting for.
You’re not stuck...
You’re unexpressed.
What you’ve been craving isn’t more information. It’s the room that helps you become the woman who can hold more.
More visibility. Money. Pleasure. Power. Expression. Truth.
Inside The Misfit Academy, you receive deep mentorship, embodied somatic coaching, sensual strategy, unfiltered support and real connection — to yourself, your body, your business, your purpose, your relationships and the woman you are becoming.
This is a space where your boldest, most expressed, most unfuckwithable self is not too much.
She is the asset.
The strategy.
The standard.
The whole fucking point.
Welcome to the room.
A.Y. Bristol, Uk
“I didn’t realise how disconnected I was until I felt what it was like to lead from my body. I sell with confidence now — not urgency.”
M.J. London, UK
“This isn’t business coaching. It’s identity training. Everything changed when I stopped forcing.”
L.D. Shropshire, UK
“I feel calm, confident, and powerful in my business for the first time.”
how it works
A 12-month living Academy of strategy, embodiment, sensual sales, self-expression, style, messaging and mentorship.
ROTATING Curriculum Loop
The Academy runs all year. There is no fixed start date. There is no traditional beginning or end point.
You apply to join, and if accepted, you enter the cycle wherever the Academy currently is.
That means you may enter during Clarity & Magnetism. You may enter during Foundations & Flow. You may enter during Scaling & Seduction. And that is intentional. Because there is no wrong doorway into this work.
Wherever you enter, you will move through four full quarterly cycles across your 12-month journey.
Each quarter, you pass through the 3-phase arc again. Each time, you go deeper.
The first cycle might help you reclaim your voice.
The second might refine your sales.
The third might prepare you for bigger visibility.
The fourth might stretch your capacity to hold more money, leadership and recognition.
And if you choose to re-enrol?
You move through the cycle again. At your next level. With new edges. New desires. New standards. New capacity. New rooms. New expansion.
This is not a programme you outgrow after one pass.
It is a living Academy for women who are committed to becoming more embodied, expressed, visible and powerful year after year.
INSIDE
The Business Misfit Academy
Strategy with soul
Pleasure Code™ and Embodied CEO™ strategy days where we look at your business, offers, visibility, leadership, money and desire through the lens of who you are becoming. Not strategy that disconnects you from your body. Strategy that brings you home to it.
The Sensual Sales System
Sales training that teaches you how to create desire, ask better questions, become deeply curious, and sell through presence rather than pressure. This is where sales becomes intimate, clean and powerful. You learn to sell by helping your client feel the truth of what they want. Like your client is your lover... Curious. Present. Attuned. Desire-led.
Sensual Somatic Sessions
Movement, dance, pleasure archetype work and body-led embodiment sessions.
Because you cannot think your way into the next version of yourself.
You have to feel her. Move as her. Practise receiving as her.
Let your body become safe with more visibility, money, leadership and desire.
Self-Expression Workshops
Creative workshops, archetype creation, voice, play, artistry and self-expression.
Because your weirdness is not the problem. Your suppression of it is.
This is where your hidden parts become brand power.
Your voice becomes sharper.
Your presence becomes fuller.
Your business becomes more alive.
Magnetic Messaging Masterclasses
Visibility, storytelling, founder lore, signature talk development and stage readiness.
This is where we build the message that makes your dream clients think:
“Fuck. She’s speaking directly to me.”
You learn how to tell your story, position your work, speak to desire, and become more visible without diluting yourself.
Signature Style Sessions
Personal brand, wardrobe, visual presence, aesthetic, photoshoot preparation and showing up in a way that gets you noticed.
Because style is not vanity.
It is communication.
It is leadership.
It is identity made visible.
You are not here to blend in. You are here to be recognised.
What Your Month Inside The Academy
Looks Like
The Misfit Academy is deep, but it is not designed to overwhelm you. This is not another space where you are thrown into endless content, expected to keep up, and then quietly shame yourself when life, business, body or capacity gets full.
Each month, you are held inside a clear Academy rhythm. You’ll have live training, embodiment, integration and community support — so the work does not just stay in your head. It moves through your body.
Your business. Your sales. Your visibility. Your leadership.
Across each quarter, you’ll move through the core Academy experiences:
Strategy With Soul
The Sensual Sales System
Sensual Somatic Sessions
Self-Expression Workshops
Magnetic Messaging Masterclasses
Signature Style Sessions
Each month focuses on the phase of the cycle we are currently in:
Clarity & Magnetism, Foundations & Flow, or Scaling & Seduction.
Depending on the month, your live sessions may include strategy, sales training, somatic work, messaging, self-expression, style, visibility, integration or group mentoring.
The Academy is hosted online, so you can join from wherever you are. Replays are available and stored in the vault, because this work is meant to fit real life — not punish you for having one.
Between sessions, you’ll be held inside the Academy community, where you can ask questions, share reflections, celebrate wins, be witnessed in your edges, and stay connected to the room. You will also have access to me inside the Academy space for guidance, reflections and support as you move through the work.
Your first month is designed to help you feel the room. You will experience the method, the energy, the support, the women, the conversations and the way we bring strategy, embodiment, visibility, sales and self-expression together. You do not need to clear your entire life to be here. But you do need to be willing to show up. As a guide, allow a few hours each month for the live sessions, integration and implementation.
This is not about consuming more. It is about becoming more.
Slowly. Cyclically. Powerfully.
At the pace your body and business can actually hold.
This Is For You If…
✔ You are tired of building from pressure, panic or self-sacrifice.
✔ You know you are meant to be more visible.
✔ You want to sell without chasing, convincing or shrinking.
✔ You want a business that feels beautiful, profitable and alive.
✔ You are ready to become more expressed, embodied and magnetic.
✔ You want your personal brand to feel like you.
✔ You are ready for bigger rooms, better clients, deeper impact and more money.
✔ You want structure, but not a cage.
✔ You want embodiment, but not fluff.
✔ You want strategy, but not at the expense of your soul.
✔ You are ready to be witnessed in your next evolution.
This Is Not For You If…
✖ You want a quick fix.
✖ You want to hide inside content and never implement.
✖ You want someone else’s blueprint.
✖ You want to be rescued.
✖ You are not willing to be visible.
✖ You want the results of expansion without the responsibility of becoming the woman who can hold them.
✖ You are not interested in embodiment, sensuality, creativity, pleasure or self-expression being part of business.
✖ You want to stay palatable.
✖ You want to keep shrinking.
✖ You want to keep calling your self-abandonment “discipline.”
who you become
Inside The Business Misfit Academy
You become the woman who stops waiting to be chosen.
The woman who trusts her body.
The woman who sells from desire.
The woman who speaks with power.
The woman who lets herself be seen.
The woman who knows her work is valuable.
The woman who builds from pleasure, not punishment.
The woman who no longer performs professionalism at the expense of her truth.
The woman who walks into the room and changes the fucking frequency.
Not because she is trying to be louder.
Because she is finally fully there.
This is not about becoming someone else.
This is about becoming so deeply yourself that your business has no choice but to become more magnetic, more profitable, more visible and more alive.
This is The Misfit Academy
A 12-month embodied business academy for women ready to lead, sell and scale from pleasure.
Applications are open now.
Real shifts women experience inside The Academy
Clearer message
Cleaner sales conversations
Stronger personal brand
More consistent visibility
Signature talk developed
Offer refined
More confidence holding higher prices
Deeper relationship with body, pleasure and power
Your Invitation
The Founding Women
I am opening 10 Founding Woman places for the next evolution of The Misfit Academy.
These places are for women who want to experience the Academy from the inside before committing to the full 12-month journey.
You can secure your Founding Woman place with a £99 refundable deposit.
This gives you access to experience the first month of the Academy.
You will feel the room.
The method.
The energy.
The depth.
The calibre of the women.
The way strategy, sales, embodiment, visibility, sensuality and self-expression come together.
At the end of your first month, if it is a full-body yes, you will be invited to continue into the full 12-month Academy at the exclusive Founding Woman rate.
If it is not right, you can step away and your deposit is returned.
Clean.
Simple.
No pressure.
No weird sales nonsense.
Just an honest invitation into the room.
Investment
Founding Woman Rate
£8,000 for 12 months.
Available to the first 10 women only.
Full Academy Investment
£12,000 for 12 months.
Open Sessions
During the year, I open one Academy session for women who want to experience the work before applying.
These open sessions are not generic trainings. They are a real taste of the Academy. A real experience of the method. A real moment to feel what happens when business strategy meets sensuality, visibility meets self-trust, and sales meets desire.
After each open session, a limited fast-action invitation will be available for women who are ready to apply.
Join the Next Open Academy Session
Academy Member Add-Ons
Academy members also receive access to discounted immersive add-ons, including:
3-Day Retreats
Deep in-person experiences for embodiment, expansion, strategy, pleasure, business, recalibration and sisterhood.
Seen On Stage 1-Day Retreat
A visibility and speaking retreat for women ready to develop their signature talk, own their story, and prepare to be seen in bigger rooms.
Embodied CEO™ Photoshoot Days
A personal brand and visibility experience designed to capture the woman you are becoming.
The leader.
The founder.
The artist.
The speaker.
The embodied CEO™.
Because sometimes your next level needs to see herself before she fully believes she exists.
Why application only?
Because the room matters.
The Misfit Academy is not open to everyone.
This is a space for women who are ready to be honest, brave, responsible and deeply committed to their own expansion.
The application process allows us to make sure the Academy is the right fit for you — and that you are the right fit for the room.
Not because you need to be perfect.
Not because you need to have it all figured out.
But because you need to be ready.
Ready to be seen.
Ready to sell.
Ready to lead.
Ready to express.
Ready to stop abandoning yourself for approval, comfort or safety.
Ready to become the woman your business has been waiting for.
Your Body Has Questions…
…and here are the answers she’s been waiting for.
Because clarity is sexy.
Because safety is power.
And because when your mind understands, your body can finally say hell yes.
FAQ's
The Juicy Details
Who is The Misfit Academy really for?
The Misfit Academy is for the woman who’s already successful — but craves a deeper kind of success.
The one who’s done the strategy, built the business, hit the goals… yet still feels something’s missing.
She’s ready to lead from her body, not her burnout.
To let pleasure guide her decisions.
To build wealth, relationships, and impact from feminine power and full-body alignment.
Whether you’re a coach, creative, entrepreneur, or leader — if you want to scale your business and your pleasure, this is your space.
How long is the commitment?
It’s a 12-month immersion — because true embodiment takes time.
We’re not here for quick fixes or surface-level wins. We’re here for sustainable transformation that becomes your new normal.
This is a year of becoming: in your body, in your business, in your power.
What exactly do I get inside the Academy?
You get everything you need to lead, sell and scale from pleasure, from our unique cyclical Misfit Academy structure:
Strategy with Soul training, Sensual Sales System, Somatic Sessions, Self-Expression Workshops, Messaging Masterclasses and Signature Style Sessions
It’s part strategy, part sensual awakening, and entirely transformative.
What’s the difference between The Unfuckwithable Visibility & Sales System™ and The Misfit Academy?
The Unfuckwithable Visibility & Sales System™ is the doorway. It is a focused self-led training to help you sharpen your message, understand your specific buyer, build visibility, tell your story and sell with more confidence.
It helps you get clearer. More visible. More direct. More willing to be seen.
The Misfit Academy is the deeper 12-month evolution. This is where we take that clarity and move it through your body, your business, your brand, your sales, your leadership, your style, your self-expression and your capacity to hold more.
The Visibility & Sales System gives you the foundations. The Academy changes how you operate.
One helps you become more visible. The other helps you become the woman who can hold the visibility, money, clients, rooms and recognition that follow.
Is this right for me if I’m just starting out?
The Misfit Academy is best for women who are already in business or actively building one — and who are ready to be visible, sell, lead and grow. You do not need to have everything figured out. You do not need to be making six figures.
But you do need to have a real business desire, a willingness to be seen, and the capacity to show up for the work.
If you are right at the beginning and still need to clarify your message, buyer, visibility and sales foundations, start with The Unfuckwithable Visibility & Sales System™. If you already know you are ready for the deeper identity, embodiment, strategy and leadership work, apply for The Misfit Academy.
Can I really build a business that makes money and feels good without hustle?
Yes — if you’re ready to rewire your nervous system and reconnect to your pleasure.
This isn’t about doing more or less. It’s about doing what works for you.
When your energy is regulated, your message is clear, your sales are clean and your body feels safe being visible, money has more places to meet you.
What happens when I apply?
You complete a short application telling me where you are now, what you are building, what you desire, and what you are ready to shift.
If it feels aligned, we’ll have a conversation.
A real one.
Not a pressure call.
Not a scripted pitch.
A conversation about your business, your body, your visibility, your sales, your leadership and your next level.
If it is a yes on both sides, you’ll be invited to join the Academy.
What’s the community like?
Intimate. Brave. Hilarious. Sensual.
This isn’t another cookie-cutter business school — it’s a sisterhood of embodied women walking the same path.
We celebrate wildly, support deeply, and grow together in real time.
There’s no competition here — just collaboration, expansion, and deep respect for your truth.
What if I’m scared to invest?
Of course you are. Fear and excitement are twin flames — they show up together before every big leap.
Here’s the truth: growth is uncomfortable, but it’s the kind of discomfort that awakens you.
If it both scares you and excites you, don’t override either signal. Bring both to the conversation. We’ll look at the desire, the fear, the numbers, the timing and the truth — cleanly.